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Swedish Massage- The Best And Most Popular

Swedish Massage- The Best And Most Popular

Swedish Massage - is it good?Being on the receiving end of a Swedish massage is a very enjoyable experience. This type of massage is the most popular and the masseuse, or masseur, uses long strokes gliding up and down your body so you feel relaxed and refreshed. This form of massage is the most practiced form.

The therapist will talk to you before giving you your first massage to find out about any problem areas you may have that need to be addressed. If this is your first massage the masseuse will try to put you at ease with some aromatherapy and soft music playing in the background.

If you are comfortable with it, have your Swedish massage while you are nude. The therapist will not be in the room before the massage to allow you to get comfortable and disrobe. The massage table will have a sheet covering it so once you have disrobed slide under the sheet and then tell her she may come in.

If she has a top of the line table it also may have a heater in it so when you crawl in the table is warm. This is so nice, especially if it is cold outside. The warmth will help you relax as well as getting the massage. Anyway, I guess my point is that if you decide to take all your clothes off you will be covered up and warm.

If you still are not comfortable taking your clothes off then ask the therapist what you should wear to your next appointment, maybe a gown of some kind would work. No more than one body part is exposed at one time so you do not have to worry about over exposure.

Tell your massage therapist about any medical conditions you have and all medications you are taking. You can let them know where your tickle spots are beforehand if you want to but she will find them. Also, tell her if you do not like to be touched in certain areas, I am sure she will try to accommodate your wishes!

During yur massage, relax and let your mind wander. Just let the hands on feeling take you away and allow yourself to drift away. You may even fall asleep, which is totally acceptable and even expected. If you focus on the body part being massaged then you can help it relax and get the full benefit of the massage. Hands on massage can be somewhat difficult to get used to especially if you do not like to be touched, tell this to your therapist and she will try tentative touches in the places you are sensitive and see if you can make it work.

The long gliding strokes increase blood flow and move fluid from one place to the next, This helps reduce any swelling you may have. The masseuse also uses kneading motions, tapping, and percussion techniques to stimulate the nerves of the area she is working on. Swedish massage relaxes the circulatory, lymphatic, and nervous systems.

July 27, 2011 0 comments Read More
62 Year-Old British Woman Beheaded in Los Cristianos, Tenerife

62 Year-Old British Woman Beheaded in Los Cristianos, Tenerife

Woman Beheaded in Los Christianos TenerifeA British woman has reportedly been beheaded in a busy supermarket in Los Cristianos, Tenerife this morning. Witnesses described a surreal scene as the 28-year-old Bulgarian suspect walked from the supermarket carrying the victims head by the hair, whilst muttering to himself. The incident took place around 10am this morning (local time).

There are reports that the woman was a shop assistant in the supermarket where the incident took place, and that the suspect was a homeless man with a police record who had been released from a hospital in February after receiving ‘treatment’ for violent behaviour. Reportedly there was no motive for the attack. Local councillor Manuel Reveron said;

“Apparently this gentleman without any motive or any reason, although for this there is no reasoning, entered the shop and then cut this woman’s neck and took the head in his hand outside up to the sidewalk.”

I stayed in Los Cristianos just last week, and it’s a beautiful and popular resort in sunny Tenerife. Details of the victim are still to be released – presumably the authorities will be notifying relatives. My thoughts go out to all those affected by this sick, disgraceful murder.

Update: Reports now stating the woman was 60, not 62.

May 13, 2011 0 comments Read More
Fake Tans Reviewed…. Kind Of

Fake Tans Reviewed…. Kind Of

fake Tanning is NOT SexyOk, the title of this post may be a little deceiving if you are actually looking for reviews of certain brands of fake tans. It’s time to confess, I am completely against fake tans. I would actually go as far to say I bloody hate them – my girlfriend will confirm this as I am constantly telling her to stop getting spray tans!

I am convinced that girls (mainly) get spray tans thinking that men prefer them looking bronzed, or they just think it looks nice. But, every guy I have spoken to appears to agree with me, it looks shit. Don’t get me wrong, a nice natural tan looks good and gives the impression that you are healthy.

BUT, a fake tan ALWAYS looks fake (however expensive it is), so why bother? There is no product out there that gives you a tan that looks remotely real so please stop competing with your female friends and try natural beauty for a while. Trust me, it looks much nicer…..

Society seems to suggest that being tanned is essential to look beautiful. Complete bullshit I’m afraid to tell you. It has got to stop.

If I was important enough that people actually listened to me I would start a anti-fake tan campaign. Unfortunately, me and the three or four people that may read this article are going to be ignored.

Every night out I hear the same thing…. I have to go and get a spray tan. WHY?! Because every other girl on said night will also have one and you couldn’t possibly be the odd one out – looking all pasty in the corner. If you did have the guts to stop being a sheep and tried standing out from the – orange, biscuit smelling – crowd you would look a million dollars compared to your ‘cheap’ looking companions. Harsh…. but true.

Am I on my own here? Does anyone actually like fake tans? Is it a good thing to have to clean the bedsheets every time you have one? Do you think it turns men on to lie in bed with a biscuit (that you are not allowed to touch anyway in case you make the tan patchy!).

Men…. do you like spray tans, or any other form of fake tanning? Does it do anything for you? Please humour me, I’m intrigued to find out what your views are.

April 13, 2011 0 comments Read More
Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor Review

Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor Review

Gillette – The best a Man Can Get.

The company’s slogan has never been more true after the introduction of their latest shaver, the ProGlide. I am not often blown away by a wet shaver, as most are never as good as they claim to be.

I – like so many others – have very sensitive skin, and my face hates having strips of metal (i.e. a shaver!) rubbed across it. I’ve always been a Gillette fan though, as they have always proved to perform better than anything else I have tried – see my review of the KOS Azor Razor for example.

About a month ago I was drawn in by a fancy advert, and my trust in the Gillette brand, and popped out to Boots to buy a brand new ProGlide Razor and couldn’t wait to try it….. I lead a very sheltered life evidently.

WOW….. It was damn impressive to say the least.

Usually I’ve found Gillette updates to their razors to be pretty much the same as before, but a different colour. This time though, I was almost blown away. The new blades provide an incredibly smooth shave. Here is what the company website says about their new product;

The Gillette® Fusion® ProGlide™ Power Razor is Gillette’s most advanced blade ever. Thinner, finer blades* with a low-resistance coating glide effortlessly through hair for less tug and pull, providing incredible comfort, even if you shave every day.

I have to agree – for once – with this. The blades really do effortlessly glide across the face, reaching every contour. Plus, the new precision trimmer (always one of my favourite features of previous models) is improved dramatically.

The redesigned precision trimmer now features an improved blade and anti-clogging rinse slots. Ideal for shaving in tricky places like under the nose.

Overall, very impressed with the Fusion ProGlide Power. It outperforms everything else I’ve ever tried – including previous Gillette razors. It does appear to be more expensive to buy replacement blades, but through personal experience they do appear to be lasting a lot longer than previous blades, so probably justifies the extra cost for that reason.

Let me know your thoughts and experiences with this razor below…..

April 10, 2011 0 comments Read More
Andrex Shea Butter Toilet Tissue

Andrex Shea Butter Toilet Tissue

Andrex Shea Butter

Well, it’s been a long time since I reviewed anything. My excuse is being far too busy with other projects. But, I’m back, and am making a commitment to review anything and everything I can….

This post is a perfect example of this, as I’m going to review toilet tissue! I’m not sure how I can make this post longer than a few paragraphs (how much is there to say about toilet roll?!), but I’m going ahead nonetheless.

I will never use cheap toilet tissue… Not again anyway. You know the type, supermarket economy stuff that is not much more comfortable than wiping your bum with industrial sandpaper. Ever since the day I decided to give it a go (after all – how different can toilet tissue really be?) I have been in search for the world’s most ‘comfortable’ bog roll.

I think I’ve found it….

Tesco arrived with my monthly shopping yesterday – which was nice of them – and my order included Andrex Shea Butter toilet tissues (9 rolls of, if you’re interested). Andrex promise the ‘feel of luxury’ so I couldn’t wait to try it.

Unfortunately, nature made me wait almost 24 hours before I got to use it for the first time. Well let me tell you, it was worth the wait. My bum feels moisturised, and cleaned to perfection.

If you care about your bum, invest in this. Take my word for it, you will not regret it. It’s not just the soft feel either, it also has a slight scent to it that increases it’s value.

Have a look at the Andrex Shea Butter website for more information. You’ll find it’s available in all good supermarkets. Please do let me know how you get on – not too graphically though.

April 9, 2011 3 comments Read More
Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

Don’t Worry, Be Happy!

AngryLife is a mixed bag of happiness, joy, sadness, and sorrow. We all have positive and negative memories of life thus far, and will experience plenty more of both in the future.

Nobody likes stress, so why do so many among us choose to react so negatively to life’s insignificant events? The inspiration for this post is a man in his forties who behaved so ridiculously at a train station the other day. I haven’t seen anyone act so pathetically in all my life.

The almost unbelievable story- I promise it is 100% true – goes as follows;

I buy my coffee at Bristol Temple Meads station and check the latest update. I’m waiting for a train to Taunton that is running ten minutes late. As I thank the girl behind the counter who has expertly prepared my cappuccino, I turn towards platform 8 to find a seat.

There are approx 20 other people waiting for the train, none of whom are looking particularly happy with life. As I find a seat next to a man reading a book I pull out my phone to send a quick text to my ‘lift’ informing them of the small delay.

As I hit send, a man pacing up and down the platform draws my attention. Every time he turns around he glances at the platform information board to check on the train’s status. It’s due in 8 minutes. He sighs over and over again.

On the 5th or 6th glance he notices the train is now delayed by a further 2 minutes, and this is where he begins to react in such a childish manner. Let us not forget that 2 minutes is ONLY 120 SECONDS! On seeing this insignificant extension to the delay, he says to himself (but out aloud) ‘for f*ck sake’ and shakes his head in disbelief that a train that he has to catch dares to inconvenience him.

Before we get any further, I have to admit that I don’t like having to wait for something or someone that is running late. But, I do not get stressed about it as there is no point.

After the 10 minutes has passed an automated message comes over the public address system;

“The train now approaching platform 8 is the delayed 1244 cross country service to Plymouth, calling at Taunton etc, etc”

We all stand up and begin to gather our things together. Some passengers rush to edge of the platform in a desperate attempt to ensure they are first on to the train – don’t ask me why!

A minute goes by, before another message is played;

“Attention, this is a platform alteration. The delayed 1244 service to Plymouth will now be arriving at platform 6”

Now, this is MILDLY annoying as I have two heavy bags with me that I need to carry down one set of steps and carry back up another. But, being an adult, I understand that these things happen from time to time.

Our friend from before obviously takes this issue rather more seriously as he kicks his bag in disgust before shouting ‘f*cking hell’ at the top of his voice and picking is bag up in a blind temper and storming off down the steps.

While making his way up to platform 6 he spots a cleaner. With his anger still controlling his actions he obviously feels the need to take it out on somebody who looks as though they may work at the station. Therefore he stops alongside her, and barks ‘PLATFORM 6?’ as a means to find out if he is going the right way (despite the fact there are 20 or so of us all heading the same direction – and it’s clearly marked). In utter disgust at the way this idiot had just spoken to her, she chooses not to respond vocally and point up the steps instead. At this point he runs off up to the platform, pushing past people as he went.

I – thankfully – did not see him for the remainder of my short journey, but it would not surprise me if he spent his trip looking at his watch, shaking his head, and complaining to anyone working onboard the train.

This is just one example of many incidents, with varying degrees of intensity, I’ve witnessed in my time on earth thus far, but possibly the worst. It led me to start thinking;

Why Do We Let Life’s Insignificant Hurdles Bring Us Down?

I do not wish to sound morbid, but either one of us could be involved in a tragic accident tomorrow and this really could be our last day on this planet. So many of us, however, will have reacted badly to something small and meaningless at some point within the last 24 hours.

The guy at the train station let a tiny 10 minute delay to a train ruin his mood, and for what? The train was still 10 minutes late!

As humans we do not have control over many of life’s obstacles. Things do not always go as planned. BUT, we CAN control our response to these obstacles. Those who react positively will be far more successful in life than those who do not; I can assure you of that.

Next time a train is an hour late, or your flight is delayed or cancelled, react positively. Anger will not help you, but only serve to make the situation worse.

August 4, 2009 0 comments Read More
Reviewed: The King of Shaves Azor Razor

Reviewed: The King of Shaves Azor Razor

King of Shaves AzorI hate shaving. It’s not that I don’t like looking well groomed; it’s just the effort involved. My job involves me getting up at 4am in the morning on certain occasions – and, trust me when I say this, it is not easy to shave comfortably at that time of day. The skin simply isn’t ready for such rough treatment.

Of course, I try my hardest. I have sensitive skin, and therefore I buy face products and shaving gel formulated for such skin. Following advice, I also leave it as late as possible before scraping the stubble; always after a shower allowing the steam to work its supposed wonders. Unfortunately though, it still hurts!

I’m a huge fan of the King of Shaves product range. The face washes, scrubs, and moisturisers are all amazing and receive a huge Life Reviewed stamp of approval. When it comes to shavers though, I’ve always been a Gillette fan. So, when KOS announced the release of the Azor Razor I was sceptical that it could beat my trusted Gillette Fusion Power.

Never judge anything until you have tried it – right?

Having run out of blades for my Gillette, I decided to ‘bite the bullet’ and try out the Azor. After all, it’s under £5 in Boots at the moment.

So, finally we get to the point. Is the Azor the next big thing in shaving?

I don’t think so. I’m going to be honest with you, I was quite disappointed. Admittedly I have only used it 5-6 times now, but every time I have I’ve ended up with blood coming from various parts of my face – something I never got from my trusted Gillette.

As careful as I tried to be, I still got the same result. Its other major flaw seems to be precision. For sideburns it is impossible to judge where the shaver is going to start shaving from – making precision almost impossible. The blades seem to be quite a distance from the ‘top’ of the razor, making it difficult to shave under the nose. If only it was possible to move the nose out of the way during shaving, then this would not be a problem.

Now, I will be continuing to use the Azor for the time being. After all, I’ve got new blades to use up, and I keep thinking maybe I’ve jumped the gun a bit. Having used Gillette for so many years, is it possible I just need to adjust the way I use the razor?

I’m not sure it is going to compete with the Fusion Power in its current state. To be fair though, it is not a bad first shaver from the KOS brand. Future improvements could see the Azor taking over as ‘the best a man can get’!

King of Shaves is still my chosen supplier of all facial products, and is head and shoulders above Gillette in this department. More about this in a future post…..

Any reviews or comments on the Azor Razor? Post them below.

July 27, 2009 1 comment Read More
The Secret: Is the Law of Attraction the Path to Success or Over-Hyped ‘Mumbo Jumbo’?

The Secret: Is the Law of Attraction the Path to Success or Over-Hyped ‘Mumbo Jumbo’?

The_SecretThere was a report on the news yesterday regarding the increase in sales of self improvement books – especially in the financial area. It led me to ask myself the question – is it actually helpful?!

In 2006, Rhonda Byrne released ‘The Secret’ – a feature length film on the supposed laws that govern the universe. Millions have watched it, and bought books and courses on it. The Law of Attraction became big business almost overnight. Search Google (other search engines are available!) for ‘law of attraction’ and you’ll find approximately 5,000,000 results.

Having watched it myself I struggle to believe its effectiveness.

July 17, 2009 0 comments Read More